In response to the unrest in the Southeastern United States, the Judgment Protocol has been initiated. We understand that circumstances are now harsher than ever; however, for those willing to help the EAG put an end to its struggles, there's a new way out; the Civil Protection branch of the EAG military!
We know that possessions and even some rights taken away is a huge blow to this society, and we want to resolve that issue as soon as possible. Now, we are accepting your help to do that, and we would like to formally ask all individuals trained in criminal or military operations apply for the Civil Protection Branch of the Eeveeperial American Government today!
To apply, call +1 (313) 306-6456 (or leave an SMS message). Have your name, home address, and other information ready should we be able to take your call.
Make a difference and apply for your local Civil Protection team today!
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